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“Eggs aren’t real,” she said. “Nuh-uh, show me an egg! That’s not an egg! What’s an egg? Who let you in here?”
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themonsterghosts:

HNNG I did a couple of those color palette challenges a while back and I meant to do the rest that I received then upload them all together… but I guess I just forgot about it! This has been sitting in my folders for a while, though, so I’m just gonna go ahead and put it up. It’s Zenami’s Marcus Vansten with one of those color palettes…

themonsterghosts:

HNNG I did a couple of those color palette challenges a while back and I meant to do the rest that I received then upload them all together… but I guess I just forgot about it! This has been sitting in my folders for a while, though, so I’m just gonna go ahead and put it up. It’s Zenami’s Marcus Vansten with one of those color palettes…

  #wow i really like this    #marcus vansten    #wtnv    #q  

LOL.  Bonus answer—

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  #marvel    #avengers  

She’s perfect.

  #kate bishop    #hawkeye    #marvel  
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randomdraggon:

-sobs- it’s beautiful

  #errybody in the club gettin tipsy    #so tipsy    #no one that enters the club ever leaves    #good thing my boyfriend is at ho---    #caRLOS NO    #wtnv    #carlos the scientist  
asutori:

for usuallyfine's adorable Octo-Cecil and marine biologist Carlos AU!
Cecil is just as fascinated by Carlos’s toes as Carlos is by Cecil’s tentacles.

asutori:

for usuallyfine's adorable Octo-Cecil and marine biologist Carlos AU!

Cecil is just as fascinated by Carlos’s toes as Carlos is by Cecil’s tentacles.

  #so cUTE    #wtnv    #carlos the scientist    #cecil palmer  

stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

  #sam wilson    #steve rogers    #natasha romanoff    #marvel  
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holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them
  #what the hell even is this    #harry potter  
  #cats  

Please, Amy. You are not allowed to leave like this. You are my Best Dead Friend Forever, okay? Forever, that is non-negotiable.

  #amy dyer    #kieren walker    #in the flesh  
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
  #marvel    #DC  
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naschamsant:

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  #cats    #YES PERFECT  
  #kate bishop    #hawkeye  
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nbchannibal:

In case you’ve been living in a pantry under a rock, here’s the Season 2 Gag Reel.

  #I need 120% more of this    #omfg    #I love these people    #hannibal  
  #why do you insist on groping everyone    #chris evans    #sdcc